“Listen, signup 20 other mortals below you and then you’re a Level 1 Angel,” Rich, the rep for God 4 U, said.
“I don’t know... I’m already Christian. Seems like if I just stay pretty good until I die, I’ll go to heaven anyway, ya know?” I replied. Rich snorted in disgust.
“Are you really going to be passive about your soul? Or are you going to take control and become an Angel now, on Earth? ” He pressured.
I looked down at my hands, embarrassed.
“Fine,” I replied, and signed up.
“Only 19 more to go,” Rich sighed, depressed.
“What...?”
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